Cristen:
Cristen: It's weird... It's like I can hear you in my brain when I put you in my mouth...
Jazzmin: Uhhhh... I'm not sure I'm comfortable with how that sounds!
Jazzmin: Umm, what should I say to someone who said they want me for their birthday?
Cristen: Uhh, ask them... with whip cream, or honey?
Jazzmin: -long silence- Ur a bad influence on my decisions...
"Religion is when you talk to God... Schizophrenia is when he talks back to you!"
Cristen: I need to be at one of these things... no cuz I'd end up hurting someone's feelings and then I'd fe--- No I wouldn't... I wouldn't feel bad.
Jazzmin: -laughs- mmm... Me and you are similar... we don't like ppl touching us... well, random ppl
Cristen: I like random BOYS touching me...
-awkward silence-
Jazzmin: You whore! -cracks up laughing-
"Maybe her God antenna is broken..."
"Freaks & geeks, freaks & geeks!!!"
Cristen: Where are you writing this down?
Jazzmin: In a notebook...
Cristen: Kkz...
-5 minutes later-
Cristen: Wait... what kinda note?
Jazzmin: What?
Cristen: What kinda note are you writing? Like... a Facebook note?
Jazzmin: -sigh- I said notebook... NoteBOOK not NOTE! Slowness...
"This is how havin a baby feels... Everything stretches outta place... then it burns.... then you get used to it. Then it starts all over when you get to the next lump!" --- On pooping (LMAO)
Cristen (on the toilet): I feel like I'm having a baby!!
Jazzmin: Outta your BUTT?!?!
Cristen: Yes!!!!
Jazzmin: Uh.... (Cracks up laughing) Sorry... I really didn't mean to laugh at that one...
"Hey I had a baby outta my butt... Does that mean I had a Jesus poop? No wait, I mean, a Jesus baby--turd---thing... ?"
Jazzmin: Crissy sing to me!
Cristen: A B C D E F G H I J K ...
Jazzmin: Why, Cristen, Why??
Cristen: You said sing to me...
Jazzmin: (singing) I need love...
Cristen: (singing) If it's lovin that you want... nvm
Jazzmin: What? Why'd you stop?
Cristen: Cuz, it's the song.. "If it's lovin that you want you should make me your girl, If it's lovin that you need, baby come share my world"
Jazzmin: Gay! You're so homo!
Cristen:THAT'S WHY I SAID NVM
RaShaun:
(on the Atlantic Station shuttle)
Jazzmin: -laughs- I'm a sicko... but you love me though! So it's okay!
RaShaun: It's like a disease... it just won't go away.
Jazzmin: -laughs- Sorry, I can't help it if I'm loveable!
RaShaun: You gave me STL...
Jazzmin: -thinks-
Both: Sexually transmitted love! -laughs-
Jazzmin: "I'ma need them to stop kissin"
RaShaun: "I know you not talkin with all them pics of you and this dude hugged up."
Jazzmin: "Her cousin though?!?!"
RaShaun: "I thought u were talkin about her and her girlfriend... cuz u definitely be all hugged up with your boyfriend."
Jazzmin: "SoooOo we don't be kissin!"
RaShaun: "Maybe not in the pictures, but..."
Jazzmin: "Nope we don't kiss, we just hug and hold hands."
RaShaun: "................Pleeeease tell me you're lying "
Jazzmin: (laughs) "I'm just joking" (laughs some more)
RaShaun: "I was gonna say... this dude must think he's Jesus"
Jazzmin: (cracks up laughing)
Dorian:
(a random AIM convo)
Dorian (5:08:51 AM): i'm goin to the studio, i making a cd
Jazzmin (5:09:06 AM): uh... huh...
Dorian (5:09:30 AM): geez... im mad u dont believe me, wat if i was tellin the truth
Jazzmin (5:10:07 AM): lol
Dorian (5:11:30 AM): one day i will... i want groupies
Jazzmin (5:11:39 AM): -rolls eyes-
Jazzmin (5:11:45 AM): have fun with that
Jazzmin (5:11:51 AM): (the groupies)
Dorian (5:12:24 AM): ugk, ur not supposed to say that. ur supposed to tell me hell no, i will castrate u... ur not being wife material
Jazzmin (5:12:38 AM): lol i loooooooove u
Jazzmin (5:12:56 AM): this is goin on my facebook quotes btw
Dorian (5:13:11 AM): lmao...
Dorian (5:14:33 AM): yea tell the world ur not wife material
Jazzmin (5:16:59 AM): iont care loser
Jazzmin (5:17:12 AM): lol
Harold:
Jazzmin: You are a mess!
Harold: And you are a broom... come clean me up!
"Anonymous Guy":
Jazzmin: For some reason, I'm droolin right now
Anonymous Guy: It's because you're thinking the same thing that I'm thinking
Jazzmin: (thoughtfully) No....... actually, I think it's because that was a bangin ass popsicle
Anonymous Guy: That's goin on MY facebook notes... NO, actually it's not cuz it's embarassing...
Jermaine:
Jermaine: Yeah I know your boyfriend, his major is something with an -ology in it...
Jazzmin: Umm... his major is philosophy
Jermaine: Yeah! That one
Jazzmin: (looks at him like he's retarded)
RaShaun: (walks away down the Promenade)
Melissa:
Jazzmin: Am I the one?
Melissa: NO
Jazzmin: Am I the two?
Melissa: NO
Jazzmin: Do I play with anybody's kids?
Melissa: NO
Jazzmin: Okay I didn’t think so... just checkin.
Melissa: -laughs-
Boys in car: -Stops driving- Y'all going to the river by yourselves?
Jazzmin: -Looks at them then keeps walking-
Boy driving car: -Shakes head and starts to drive away-
Melissa: -To boys- Why, you wanna come?
Jazzmin: -Looking horrified- Omgsh! Come on, Mish! -Grabs Melissa and drags her toward the river-
Melissa: -Cracks up laughing-
Jazzmin: Melissa who are you BOOOO LOVING....
Melissa: What?
Jazzmin: (singing) BOO LOVING... BOO LOVING... Melissa is BOO LOVING
Melissa: Noooo nobody's Boo loving...lol
Jazzmin: (typing and talking simultaneously) Violence is not the answer... (stops typing) Right Melissa?
Melissa: Yes... the answer is always YES!
Sama:
Jazzmin: Ummm... Why did she say I love you too when I didn't say I love you first?
Sama: I woulda been like "Excuse me, in order to be a love TOO, there has to have been a love ONE"...
Jazzmin: I am SO putting that on Facebook (laughs)
Jami:
Jazzmin (In the rain): Damn we look like a coupla bamas wit our pants rolled up like this!
Jami: Yeah... I feel like a soggy ass cookie!
(Random AIM convo)
Jami: :-(
Jazzmin: Shush... that sad face upsets me
Jami: Y does it upset u?
Jazzmin: Cuz I like rainbows and sunshine and happy things, gosh
Jami: Lol shut up u fuckin care bear
"Awwwwwwhhhh there's cream inside!!!" --- After eating my orange cupcakes
Carlton:
"I'd hate to wake up on a hook. It's like wakin' up with your phone dead... You just feel bad!" --- While watchin' Texas Chainsaw Massacre w/ me and Sama and Branden in Branden's room
Me:
"After that (points in Brit's general direction), I'm gonna need something to wash the fishy taste outta my mou--- (slaps self on forehead)"--- After eating tuna fish on crackers in Brit's room
"The only way to stay sane in this world is to act crazy..." --- to Nicky
"Everything happens for a reason... Some reasons are just a lil harder to find!"
"How could I be so wrong?"
"Never in life... !!!"
"NEVER AGAIN!!!"
"My foot TODATASS!"
Amber:
"Jazzmin why is u stomp'n & bebop'n around?"--- When I was goin off about some dude trying me.
Brittany:
Brittany: ... then you can be his Butta Biscuit AND his sausage.
Jazzmin: Why would I want to be a sausage?
Brittany: Men like pork.
Jazzmin: -Blank look-
Brittany: Men like pork... Sausage is pork... So you wanna be sausage so he'll like you even more!
Monjui:
"I need to go lift... so I can tame that lion of yours!"
Cristen: I need to be at one of these things... no cuz I'd end up hurting someone's feelings and then I'd fe--- No I wouldn't... I wouldn't feel bad.
Jazzmin: -laughs- mmm... Me and you are similar... we don't like ppl touching us... well, random ppl
Cristen: I like random BOYS touching me...
-awkward silence-
Jazzmin: You whore! -cracks up laughing-
"Maybe her God antenna is broken..."
"Freaks & geeks, freaks & geeks!!!"
Cristen: Where are you writing this down?
Jazzmin: In a notebook...
Cristen: Kkz...
-5 minutes later-
Cristen: Wait... what kinda note?
Jazzmin: What?
Cristen: What kinda note are you writing? Like... a Facebook note?
Jazzmin: -sigh- I said notebook... NoteBOOK not NOTE! Slowness...
"This is how havin a baby feels... Everything stretches outta place... then it burns.... then you get used to it. Then it starts all over when you get to the next lump!" --- On pooping (LMAO)
Cristen (on the toilet): I feel like I'm having a baby!!
Jazzmin: Outta your BUTT?!?!
Cristen: Yes!!!!
Jazzmin: Uh.... (Cracks up laughing) Sorry... I really didn't mean to laugh at that one...
"Hey I had a baby outta my butt... Does that mean I had a Jesus poop? No wait, I mean, a Jesus baby--turd---thing... ?"
Jazzmin: Crissy sing to me!
Cristen: A B C D E F G H I J K ...
Jazzmin: Why, Cristen, Why??
Cristen: You said sing to me...
Jazzmin: (singing) I need love...
Cristen: (singing) If it's lovin that you want... nvm
Jazzmin: What? Why'd you stop?
Cristen: Cuz, it's the song.. "If it's lovin that you want you should make me your girl, If it's lovin that you need, baby come share my world"
Jazzmin: Gay! You're so homo!
Cristen:THAT'S WHY I SAID NVM
RaShaun:
(on the Atlantic Station shuttle)
Jazzmin: -laughs- I'm a sicko... but you love me though! So it's okay!
RaShaun: It's like a disease... it just won't go away.
Jazzmin: -laughs- Sorry, I can't help it if I'm loveable!
RaShaun: You gave me STL...
Jazzmin: -thinks-
Both: Sexually transmitted love! -laughs-
Jazzmin: "I'ma need them to stop kissin"
RaShaun: "I know you not talkin with all them pics of you and this dude hugged up."
Jazzmin: "Her cousin though?!?!"
RaShaun: "I thought u were talkin about her and her girlfriend... cuz u definitely be all hugged up with your boyfriend."
Jazzmin: "SoooOo we don't be kissin!"
RaShaun: "Maybe not in the pictures, but..."
Jazzmin: "Nope we don't kiss, we just hug and hold hands."
RaShaun: "................Pleeeease tell me you're lying "
Jazzmin: (laughs) "I'm just joking" (laughs some more)
RaShaun: "I was gonna say... this dude must think he's Jesus"
Jazzmin: (cracks up laughing)
Dorian:
(a random AIM convo)
Dorian (5:08:51 AM): i'm goin to the studio, i making a cd
Jazzmin (5:09:06 AM): uh... huh...
Dorian (5:09:30 AM): geez... im mad u dont believe me, wat if i was tellin the truth
Jazzmin (5:10:07 AM): lol
Dorian (5:11:30 AM): one day i will... i want groupies
Jazzmin (5:11:39 AM): -rolls eyes-
Jazzmin (5:11:45 AM): have fun with that
Jazzmin (5:11:51 AM): (the groupies)
Dorian (5:12:24 AM): ugk, ur not supposed to say that. ur supposed to tell me hell no, i will castrate u... ur not being wife material
Jazzmin (5:12:38 AM): lol i loooooooove u
Jazzmin (5:12:56 AM): this is goin on my facebook quotes btw
Dorian (5:13:11 AM): lmao...
Dorian (5:14:33 AM): yea tell the world ur not wife material
Jazzmin (5:16:59 AM): iont care loser
Jazzmin (5:17:12 AM): lol
Harold:
Jazzmin: You are a mess!
Harold: And you are a broom... come clean me up!
"Anonymous Guy":
Jazzmin: For some reason, I'm droolin right now
Anonymous Guy: It's because you're thinking the same thing that I'm thinking
Jazzmin: (thoughtfully) No....... actually, I think it's because that was a bangin ass popsicle
Anonymous Guy: That's goin on MY facebook notes... NO, actually it's not cuz it's embarassing...
Jermaine:
Jermaine: Yeah I know your boyfriend, his major is something with an -ology in it...
Jazzmin: Umm... his major is philosophy
Jermaine: Yeah! That one
Jazzmin: (looks at him like he's retarded)
RaShaun: (walks away down the Promenade)
Melissa:
Jazzmin: Am I the one?
Melissa: NO
Jazzmin: Am I the two?
Melissa: NO
Jazzmin: Do I play with anybody's kids?
Melissa: NO
Jazzmin: Okay I didn’t think so... just checkin.
Melissa: -laughs-
Boys in car: -Stops driving- Y'all going to the river by yourselves?
Jazzmin: -Looks at them then keeps walking-
Boy driving car: -Shakes head and starts to drive away-
Melissa: -To boys- Why, you wanna come?
Jazzmin: -Looking horrified- Omgsh! Come on, Mish! -Grabs Melissa and drags her toward the river-
Melissa: -Cracks up laughing-
Jazzmin: Melissa who are you BOOOO LOVING....
Melissa: What?
Jazzmin: (singing) BOO LOVING... BOO LOVING... Melissa is BOO LOVING
Melissa: Noooo nobody's Boo loving...lol
Jazzmin: (typing and talking simultaneously) Violence is not the answer... (stops typing) Right Melissa?
Melissa: Yes... the answer is always YES!
Sama:
Jazzmin: Ummm... Why did she say I love you too when I didn't say I love you first?
Sama: I woulda been like "Excuse me, in order to be a love TOO, there has to have been a love ONE"...
Jazzmin: I am SO putting that on Facebook (laughs)
Jami:
Jazzmin (In the rain): Damn we look like a coupla bamas wit our pants rolled up like this!
Jami: Yeah... I feel like a soggy ass cookie!
(Random AIM convo)
Jami: :-(
Jazzmin: Shush... that sad face upsets me
Jami: Y does it upset u?
Jazzmin: Cuz I like rainbows and sunshine and happy things, gosh
Jami: Lol shut up u fuckin care bear
"Awwwwwwhhhh there's cream inside!!!" --- After eating my orange cupcakes
Carlton:
"I'd hate to wake up on a hook. It's like wakin' up with your phone dead... You just feel bad!" --- While watchin' Texas Chainsaw Massacre w/ me and Sama and Branden in Branden's room
Me:
"After that (points in Brit's general direction), I'm gonna need something to wash the fishy taste outta my mou--- (slaps self on forehead)"--- After eating tuna fish on crackers in Brit's room
"The only way to stay sane in this world is to act crazy..." --- to Nicky
"Everything happens for a reason... Some reasons are just a lil harder to find!"
"How could I be so wrong?"
"Never in life... !!!"
"NEVER AGAIN!!!"
"My foot TODATASS!"
Amber:
"Jazzmin why is u stomp'n & bebop'n around?"--- When I was goin off about some dude trying me.
Brittany:
Brittany: ... then you can be his Butta Biscuit AND his sausage.
Jazzmin: Why would I want to be a sausage?
Brittany: Men like pork.
Jazzmin: -Blank look-
Brittany: Men like pork... Sausage is pork... So you wanna be sausage so he'll like you even more!
Monjui:
"I need to go lift... so I can tame that lion of yours!"
[END]
Laughing so hard at these 'tards makes it a bit difficult to...
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2 comments:
why's Carlton quoted in this....and is not even a good quote....
Richie~~
@Richie: It was so incredibly stupid that I had to laugh... And it's an old quote, lol
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